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2012: The Odometer Rolls Over
2012: THE END IS NIGH!
MAYAN CALENDARS, ROMAN ORACLES, HOLLYWOOD - WHY THEY ALL PREDICT THE WORLD WILL END IN 3 YEARS

By REED TUCKER
Last updated: 2:15 am
January 25, 2009
Posted: 12:42 am
January 25, 2009


The end of the world is nearly upon us, but there's a silver lining: At least you know when your 401(k) will finally hit bottom. Mark Dec. 21, 2012 on your calendar. That's the exact day that lots of normally sane people believe some disaster will befall our planet - and not the kind of annoying everyday disaster like your cable going out or Ethan Hawke writing another novel. We're talking Biblical proportions - the end of life on Earth as we know it.

We're guessing this means the Second Avenue subway won't actually get finished.

If you're looking for someone to blame (and rightfully so), search no further than the Mayans. Examination of their calendar is responsible for much of the apocalyptic hand-wringing.

The ancient Mesoamericans were highly advanced in the areas of mathematics and astronomy, and they accurately tracked the movement of the sun and the planets. They used multiple calendars, but it's the one called the "long count" that has soothsayers so agitated. The long count calendar measures 5,126 years, then resets, marking the end of one age and the dawn of another. The current age is scheduled to end on - a cookie for anyone who can guess - Dec. 21, 2012. This day also happens to be the winter solstice and a time when the sun will be aligned with the center of the Milky Way for the first time in about 25,800 years.

Could the Mayans have known something huge was going to happen, simply by examining the stars? Lots of people think so. The doom and gloom is so mainstream, there's even "The Complete Idiot's Guide to 2012."

One such believer is Patrick Geryl, a 53-year-old Belgian, who in 2006 quit his job with an oil company and began preparing for the coming apocalypse. He's written three books on the topic, including "How to Survive 2012" and "The World Cataclysm in 2012."

He may not be the cheeriest fellow, but Geryl is committed. In Belgium, he's formed a survival group of about 20 people who plan on buying land in Africa to start building the foundation for a new society. That will be after the Earth's magnetic poles suddenly shift, causing a new Ice Age.

"The best thing you can do is stop working and go on vacation," he says. "I go on vacation six times a year."

Hollywood is on the bandwagon as well. To capitalize on the hysteria, Columbia Pictures will release "2012" this fall, a thriller starring John Cusack as a researcher trying to survive various global catastrophes. It's directed by Roland Emmerich, a man who, after reading the reviews for his wretched last film "10,000 BC," knows a thing or two about destruction.

And lest you think you'll live to see 2013 simply because you don't put much credence in a calendar created by people still primitive enough to believe in human sacrifice, don't get too cocky. There is a long, long list of predictions that could just as easily take us out in the next couple of years. Some are piggybacking off the Mayan theory, others aren't. Some highlights:

Pole shift - This is the one Geryl believes. An increase in solar activity will cause the earth's magnetic poles to reverse suddenly on December 20 or 21, 2012, causing catastrophic earthquakes and floods. Once-temperate countries will be covered by thick ice, and ash from erupting volcanoes will plunge the world into nuclear winter.

The earth's poles have reversed many times throughout the planet's history, but the process doesn't happen overnight. It takes tens if not hundreds of thousands of years, says Carol Raymond, principle scientist at NASA's Jet Propulsion Laboratory. The idea that earth's magnetic field will suddenly go haywire in 2012 is "not supported by anything we've observed," Raymond says.

Planet X - Adherents to this theory believe that there is a massive planet (nicknamed Nibiru) whose elliptical orbit will bring it into our solar system in 2012, causing calamity on Earth. The existence of a 10th planet or dwarf star lying on the edge of our solar system was first suggested by astronomers in the 19th and early 20th centuries, who observed irregularities in the orbits of Uranus and Neptune. They speculated the irregularity was due to gravitational pull by a giant object nearby. In 1983, a NASA satellite discovered a mystery object some 50 billion miles away. Doomsday theorists postulate that this object has been moving toward earth ever since and will come close enough in 2012 to wreak havoc with the sun and our planet's climate.

Good luck finding anyone credible - or with a telescope - who believes in this one.

The Bible code - In 1994, statistics researchers discovered that there appeared to be prophecies hidden within the text of the Old Testament. By choosing letters at equidistant intervals, the researchers spelled words that they then combined into phrases. The technique has been used by others to uncover a prediction that an asteroid or asteroids will strike the earth in 2012.

The Roman oracle - According to a priestess known as the Cumaean Sibyl, who lived in Italy during the 6th century BC (she's so revered for her predictions, she was painted onto the Sistine Chapel), the world is set to end with the 10th generation - which is right about now. The planet will be ravaged by fire, earthquakes and the sky will fill with ash.

Hopi tradition - The Indian tribe believes that the world has been created and destroyed four times. According to predictions, some of which are carved onto a rock in Arizona, the fifth world will begin when a series of criteria have been met - almost all of which, including earthquakes, rising seas and increasing temperatures, have. A great purification by fire is supposedly on the way.

Solar Armageddon - The sun's solar cycle, which lasts 11 years, reaches its peak in 2012, and some believe that the increased solar activity could do widespread damage to us down here. Could a massive solar flare wipe out most of life on earth? Not hardly. Gigantic flares have hit earth before, and it was far from an extinction-level event. Solar activity can cause blackouts (as it did in Canada in 1989), but that's about the extent of it. "The idea that there would be changes in climate, there's no connection there," Raymond says.

Pretty bleak, huh? But even among those who believe there's something mystical contained within the Mayan calendar, the world ending in 2012 is hardly a certainty. Many feel that the end of the long count signals some sort of transformation, not necessarily a catastrophe.

"I don't respond well to the idea that some cataclysmic event is going to happen," says Ken Jordan, co-editor of "Toward 2012: Perspectives on the Next Age." "There's a reason to believe that something may well be happening when the earth crosses through the galactic center. What we may see is a sudden consciousness opening, an awakening. People may suddenly have some experience that opens them up to the spiritual."

Or, most likely, nothing will happen. Susan Milbrath, curator of Latin American art and archeology at the Florida Museum of Natural History, calls all the doomsday predictions "utter nonsense." She says the Mayan calendar doesn't simply end, it rolls over like a car's odometer.

"We don't have any evidence that the Mayans thought the rollover of a new calendar was associated with the creation of a new world," she says.

Milbrath says scholars have also found inscriptions on monuments in Palenque, Mexico, that allude to dates well beyond 2012. Why would they go to the trouble of marking dates if every human would be turned to ash by then?

She attributes the Armageddon hysteria simply to the fact that the long count is rolling over in our lifetimes. The Apocalypse is probably a lot more interesting if you're around to see it. Plus, this would hardly be the first time for end-of-the-world panic. Astronomers, soothsayers and religious figures have been predicting doomsday for thousands of years. Many in the Christian world thought Christ would return around 1000. In London in 1524, thousands abandoned their home, fearing a coming flood predicted by astrologers. In 1999 in America - well, you were probably there, so you know what happened. Or didn't.

The bottom line is, the world isn't going to end because the Mayan said it will. It's going to end because Al Gore said it will.

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Let's hope it's not a big letdown like Y2k was :)




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[info]logarthsheppy
2009-01-27 02:32 pm UTC (link)
*puts on his tinfoil hat and cleans his guns* ARMAGEDDON!!!!

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[info]cybernet3000
2009-01-27 02:42 pm UTC (link)
I've been trying to tell people for years that the Mayan calendars are like a bunch of wheels and when you reach the end of one system you just spin it around and keep going... but no one listens.

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[info]atomicat
2009-01-28 07:38 pm UTC (link)
Who the fuck ARE these people anyways! Is there nothing they won't believe? How do they even define ridiculous? If you told them that the Egyptians predicted that in 2009 everyone's snot would turn blue and come out their ears would they believe that too?

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[info]chanobear
2009-01-27 02:46 pm UTC (link)
Finally! Use for my fallout shelter!

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[info]kibbles
2009-01-27 02:56 pm UTC (link)
One night, I guess my son had insomnia, and popped on the computer.

Now, as you know, he is a bit obsessed with science, especially the physical sciences. He also likes Youtube.

Well the poor kid couldn't sleep (I guess he was 8 at the time, some time last year?) and saw videos on Planet X. And then went to websites about Planet X. And by morning, was completely terrified that everything was coming to an end.

Most parents have to worry about their kids looking at porn, or online bullying. No, not me. I have to worry that my son isn't looking at theories with a critical eye.

And when parents 'catch' kids looking at porn, they often have to have a talk about adult sort of things like sex, and exploitation (if necessary), gender issues, whatever.

I have to make sure my kid learns how to check if a source is reliable, and go over sound scientific principles. :D

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[info]zandperl
2009-01-27 03:52 pm UTC (link)
Send him to BadAstronomy.com . That's a good blog to start learning how to view these things critically.

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[info]kibbles
2009-01-27 05:37 pm UTC (link)
Wow, thanks for the tip, I bet he will LOVE it!

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[info]zandperl
2009-01-27 06:03 pm UTC (link)
Dr. Phil Plait has two big topics on his BadAstronomy blog: astronomy/space, and being a skeptic. It sounded to me like the former would really feed your son's interests, while the latter would help teach him critical thinking skills. I warn you Plait is also somewhat anti-religion (though not nearly as much so as Richard Dawkins), so if your family is religious you may want to discuss this separately with your son. Despite being an atheist myself, I feel it's entirely possible to be a scientist and religious too, just so long as you know the boundaries and goals of each. In fact, I think it's important to have some set of morals (whether religiously motivated or otherwise) to guide science in what is appropriate, otherwise someday we may get Frankenstein's monsters after all!

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[info]atomicat
2009-01-28 07:42 pm UTC (link)
Good call! I believe he recently did a rather large writeup on the whole Nibiru thing.

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[info]zandperl
2009-01-27 03:51 pm UTC (link)
That's a bizarre article: the author clearly debunks some of the catastrophe scenarios he presents, but still maintains the doom and gloom tone throughout the entire piece. Which was he going for, that it's all bunk, or that it's all true? Or is he just trying to pander to "both sides"?

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[info]freakylynx
2009-01-27 04:11 pm UTC (link)
I took it as a bit of entertainment. A lot of people have a dark sense of humor when it comes to doomsday scenarios, sometimes you gotta laugh at stuff like that. I'm sure we got a lot of articles like this back in 1999 also :P

Remember this Nike ad?

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[info]zandperl
2009-01-27 04:17 pm UTC (link)
Nope, I don't watch TV enough. :-P I like the giraffe! :)

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[info]octavius_rodens
2009-01-27 04:29 pm UTC (link)
"The existence of a 10th planet"

Pluto's a planet again?

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[info]freakylynx
2009-01-27 04:37 pm UTC (link)
Maybe it'll team up and seek revenge for the slight ^.^

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[info]octavius_rodens
2009-01-27 04:50 pm UTC (link)
Well, is it named after the God of the Dead.

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[info]rmoorcat
2009-01-27 04:47 pm UTC (link)
heeheehee it will end cause Gore said it will heeheeheeeee

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[info]freakylynx
2009-01-27 04:51 pm UTC (link)
Just have to follow it to the conclusion. Gore created the Internet, the Internet says the world will end, therefore - Gore created the End of the Earth ^.^

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[info]rapidtrabbit
2009-01-27 05:10 pm UTC (link)
20012? I think the world will end because that's the year I emerge from Chapter 13 bankruptcy! LOL

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[info]freakylynx
2009-01-27 05:18 pm UTC (link)
You get to enjoy a few moments of freedom before the meteor hits :)

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[info]ionotter
2009-01-27 05:54 pm UTC (link)
Meh. People are sheep in so many ways.

So far, every single time someone has predicted the "End of the World", it's either never happened, or nearly happened because everyone thought it WAS going to happen and spent their "final days" partying. As in, partying and not laying in crops for the winter and fodder for their animals?

Yep. They starved. Sort of a self-fulfilling prophecy! LOL.

As to the end of the world as per the Mayan calendar, I think it's right. There *is* an end coming, and it's going to be very big, very scary and very traumatic for all of us. Many, many people will end their journeys at or around then, or not long after.

But all of us will have a choice.

We can either face the unknown together, holding each other up and working together to help everyone else through the fear, uncertainty and chaos, or we can try and stand alone, apart and by our lonesome. For those who stand apart, their journey will end, spiritually or physically, perhaps both. For those who stand together and help others to help themselves, they will go on, either in body or in legend of those they helped to go on.

The people who are predicting Doom & GloomTM will be the ones who won't seek out others when their need is great. And as history has taught us, time and time again, even in the lessons of every religion mankind has ever known, those who stand alone never survive.

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[info]shockwave77598
2009-01-27 06:41 pm UTC (link)
I tend to be the alone guy. And I long ago made peace with my fate.

But oh, the things I shall accomplish first!

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[info]shockwave77598
2009-01-27 06:40 pm UTC (link)
I'm the smartass so and so who would sell TVs in 2001 for "No Payments until after 2012" and sell it as "End of the World Sale". Idiots would be lulled into thinking they wouldn't have to pay for it if the world ends. Ah, but the interest rate keeps on going through hte no pay period. So when the end of the world fails to come, you get 2X the price of that TV before it's all paid for.

P T Barnum was right.

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[info]juniorgman
2009-01-27 07:06 pm UTC (link)
Oh no! Volcanos!?! Xenu, save me!!!!

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[info]grizz593
2009-01-27 09:08 pm UTC (link)
not only the Mayans but also the Chinese & like 3 other calenders around the world also stop on that same date. They had this "Armageddon week" on the history channel a few weeks back.

party at my place 12/20/12!

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[info]freakylynx
2009-01-27 09:13 pm UTC (link)
I saw something on the History Channel before, something about how the world can end. I was so disappointed that they listed Global Warming as the most likely, come on that's not how the world is going to go out.

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[info]eratis
2009-01-28 12:02 am UTC (link)
But the Mayans had such a remarkable gift of foresight! It's why their culture thrives today!

...What's that? They were conquered by the Spanish and their culture destroyed, thereby rendering their calendar system nothing but a historical oddity? Well, I guess I shouldn't have spent my 401(k) on three years worth of beef jerky.

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[info]fargowolf
2009-01-28 02:12 am UTC (link)
I can certainly see an asteroid or comet impact as a distinct possibility. NASA is tracking several N.E.O (Near Earth Objects), Some of which will pass VERY close to the Earth in 2012. The problem here is, is that they are looking AWAY from the sun, so there's a good chance we could be "blindsided" by something coming from the direction of the sun.

I can also see the "Solar Armageddon" one as well. There is evidence of far more powerful solar flares in the past. Ones capable of destroying the magnetic fields around the planet. Should this happen, daylight will be lethal. The Ozone layer will offer NO protection.

In these two cases, we may have a bit of warning, but there's no guarantee. The other problem (Solar Armageddon) Will be the far more serious of the two as we are in no way prepared for this scenario. All electronics will be fried, with the exceptions of older vehicles that don't have computer controlled engines and a few other things.

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[info]happypup
2009-01-28 05:29 am UTC (link)
Ethan Hawke wrote a novel? I will have to get out of my shelter more often.

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[info]coyoty
2009-01-28 07:45 am UTC (link)
Two words: President Palin.

Edited at 2009-01-28 07:46 am UTC

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[info]freakylynx
2009-01-28 12:15 pm UTC (link)
President Obama will still be in office on that day. He and others might not like it if she's his successor but, any nuclear missiles fired will be on him :P

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[info]atomicat
2009-01-28 07:44 pm UTC (link)
Aaaahahahahaaaa! Pure win!

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[info]atomicat
2009-01-28 07:53 pm UTC (link)
I love this whole "align with the galactic center" thing! The ignorance, it deafens! Just the sun, aligned how exactly? Don't you need three things to have an alignment? Shall we consider the black hole as the center? I love little napkin calculations, so, nine minutes for light to reach the earth from the sun and galactic center is about 26,000 light years. That would be oh... 1,518,400,000 to 1 or so.

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